ABOUT US
Hey babe — I’m Sage, the creative (and a little chaotic) force behind Obnoxious Hair 💅✨ Based at the iconic Chemically Dependent Salon, I’m all about big color, bold cuts, and hair that makes a statement. From vibrant alien hues to dreamy lived-in blondes, I live for creating looks that turn heads and match your main-character energy. If it’s loud, glam, or a little chaotic — it belongs in my chair. I love transformations that turn heads and break necks, I’m your girl. Obnoxious Hair isn’t just about hair — it’s an attitude. It’s for the loud ones, the expressive ones, the ones who don’t ask for permission to take up space. If you're ready to fall back in love with your hair (and maybe yourself a little too), let's make some magic happen.
CANCELLATION POLICY
Hey babe! I’m so excited to have you in my chair, but let’s talk boundaries real quick — because my time (and your hair) is precious 💖 ⏰ 24-HOUR NOTICE IS A MUST Need to cancel or reschedule? No problem — just let me know at least 24 hours in advance. Anything less than that will be charged 50% of your booked service. 🚫 NO-SHOW = NO-GO If you no-show (aka ghost me 💀), it’s a 100% charge — no exceptions. Repeat offenders may be blocked from booking future appointments. (Sad, but necessary.) 💳 CARD ON FILE A card is required to book. It will only be charged if you break the policy. Fair is fair, babe! 💗 I GET IT, THINGS HAPPEN I’m human too — if you have a real emergency, please reach out. Communication is everything. Let’s respect each other’s time so we can keep the vibes high and the hair flawless 💁♀️✨ Xoxo, Obnoxious Hair by Sage Located inside Chemically Dependent